Religious SHIT


Taoism >>Shit happens.

Buddhism >>If shit happens, it’s not really shit.

Islam >>If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.

Protestantism>> Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.

Judaism>> Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism >>This shit happened before.

Catholicism >>Shit happens because you’re bad.

Hare Krishna >>Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism>> Send more shit.

Atheism>> No shit.

Jehova’s Witness >>Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism >>There’s nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science >>Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism >>Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.

Rastafarianism >><> Let’s smoke this shit.

Existentialism >>What is shit anyway?

Stoicism >>This shit doesn’t bother me.

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